If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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