Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!