so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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