I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Randomize
