lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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