I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I got inside last night via doggy door
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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