Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
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Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
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We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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