I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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