I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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