no, he came in my armpit
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
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last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
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I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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