think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
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