yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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