I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
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omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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