YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Someone came in the potted fern
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
