Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
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She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
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He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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