She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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