? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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