She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
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I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
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Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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