pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
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I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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