Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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