In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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