ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
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She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
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Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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