I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
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Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
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I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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