Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
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still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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