Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
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all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
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I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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