ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
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What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
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I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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