Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
he had hair everywhere except his balls
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