Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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