At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
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Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
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Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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