Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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