You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
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I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
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this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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