You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
ttyl tear gas
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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