Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
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explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
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Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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