I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
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I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
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Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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