have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
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My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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