Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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