I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
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how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
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He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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