im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
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I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
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What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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