Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
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I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
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OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
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