If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
50% drunk capacity currently
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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