Buhtt sex?
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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