We tried having a conversation with our noses.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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