how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I'm like, not good at living.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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