Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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