Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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