I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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