Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
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It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
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I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.