Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(212): View more from New York

you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me

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(269): View more from Michigan

I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu

(269): View more from Michigan

Bendover

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(937): View more from Ohio

The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.

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(416): View more from Toronto

Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?

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(216): View more from Ohio

Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played

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(530): View more from California

Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?

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(602): View more from Arizona

All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?

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(865): View more from Tennessee

I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later

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