you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
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Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
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The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later