omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
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on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
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As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.