Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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