Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (281): View more from Texas

  ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)

  (214): View more from Texas

  Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (281): ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one) (214): Your grandmother is in heaven weeping. http://tfl.nu/odlj
  Replies (15) Good night (2629) Bad night (1089)
• Favorite

  (443): View more from Maryland

  shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  wrong number but thanks

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (443): shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten. (610): wrong number but thanks http://tfl.nu/9cua
  Replies (18) Good night (8188) Bad night (905)
• Favorite

  (908): View more from New Jersey

  It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (908): It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays http://tfl.nu/4h3r
  Replies (8) Good night (974) Bad night (3109)
• Favorite

  (763): View more from Minnesota

  lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (763): lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab... http://tfl.nu/1m3b
  Replies (2) Good night (1620) Bad night (2796)
• Favorite

  (404): View more from Georgia

  I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (404): I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around. http://tfl.nu/j7r2
  Replies (7) Good night (836) Bad night (1727)
• Favorite

  (805): View more from California

  we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (805): we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard http://tfl.nu/fmkh
  Replies (4) Good night (1878) Bad night (714)
• Favorite

  (602): View more from Arizona

  Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (602): Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing. http://tfl.nu/o82d
  Replies (4) Good night (897) Bad night (542)
• Favorite

  (304): View more from West Virginia

  I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (304): I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck. http://tfl.nu/h7qy
  Replies (3) Good night (956) Bad night (511)
• Favorite

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (203): wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something http://tfl.nu/kee0
  Replies (4) Good night (1011) Bad night (505)
• Favorite

  (805): View more from California

  Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (805): Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out" http://tfl.nu/3yx5
  Replies (7) Good night (703) Bad night (1177)
• Favorite

  (903): View more from Texas

  On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (903): On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs http://tfl.nu/pggr
  Replies (1) Good night (1001) Bad night (423)
• Favorite

  (613): View more from Ontario

  you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (613): you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers. http://tfl.nu/797e
  Replies (3) Good night (1279) Bad night (463)
• Favorite

  (407): View more from Florida

  I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (407): I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend. http://tfl.nu/eu14
  Replies (1) Good night (703) Bad night (315)
• Favorite

  (585): View more from New York

  Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (585): Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful. http://tfl.nu/cgzo
  Replies (4) Good night (669) Bad night (309)
• Favorite

  (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (306): like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad. http://tfl.nu/rz2w
  Replies (0) Good night (246) Bad night (197)

Randomize