so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Randomize
