sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
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I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
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I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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