You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
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I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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