no. you can't hotbox the world.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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