You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
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Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
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I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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