didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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