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This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
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They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
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I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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