nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
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in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
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You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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